Noise Complaint Crusader Gifts

Turn that noise down !

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Cat and Broom

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"He's not good with criticism."

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

Ballad of Offshore Drilling.

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

Welcome to Atla tis. N. Look, Ernie! It's the lost consonant of Atlantis!

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door! We need to sound-proof the house...

Summer Dog

'Open up Mr. Yomp! I can hear clucking in thee!'

The ombudsman

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

I'm a member of four class action suits and I play the lottery each week. That's my retirement plan.

"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."

"Oh no, we've got headbangers moving in upstairs!"

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

'Welcome to hell, this is your customer service. Your questions and wishes will be ignored and you've got to listen to my squeaky cartoon voice for ever.'

"If you want to speak 'with' someone that means you're opened-minded..."

Just Unfollow!

Second hand smoke kills.

'To stay competitive, we're instituting a new return policy...if a customer complains about our policy for more than 5 minutes then just give them a refund.' - 'I'm instituting a new strategy for my next review.'