Noise Regulation Crusader Gifts

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

Man using to much bug spray

At the rock concert...

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Air freshener - pollution.

Turn that noise down !

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

"I know, I haven't morphed a wink since all that construction started next door."

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

"See, son? Daddy's company makes inhalers to help people with asthma."

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

Police Warning - Street unsuitable for children - smokers ahead.

'Inhaled air in L.A.'

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

"I tho tired."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Hang on a minute...are you over 18?'

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

America's Public (Health) Enemy #1

Noise pollution

"How dare you be noisy during siesta time, young man!!"

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

Protestors against noise pollution being told to keep quiet.

"You mind keeping it down?"

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car."

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'