Anti-noise Crusaders Gifts

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

Man using to much bug spray

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"It's trickle down."

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Air freshener - pollution.

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

"It's your turn, kid."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Turn that noise down !

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

Ballad of Offshore Drilling.

'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

"See, son? Daddy's company makes inhalers to help people with asthma."

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

"Mom, brooms are so nineties! Nowadays you have a robot vacuum cleaner!"

'I've got concerns about the cleanliness of your kitchen!'

'Inhaled air in L.A.'

"Still fighting germs, Allergic Man?"

Police Warning - Street unsuitable for children - smokers ahead.

"Customer services?...about this self cleaning cooker."

German cities ban diesel cars.

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."