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'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

Man using to much bug spray

At the rock concert...

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Air freshener - pollution.

Turn that noise down !

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

"I know, I haven't morphed a wink since all that construction started next door."

"See, son? Daddy's company makes inhalers to help people with asthma."

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

"I tho tired."

'Inhaled air in L.A.'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

Police Warning - Street unsuitable for children - smokers ahead.

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

Noise pollution

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"How dare you be noisy during siesta time, young man!!"

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

'Hang on a minute...are you over 18?'

America's Public (Health) Enemy #1

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

Protestors against noise pollution being told to keep quiet.

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

"You mind keeping it down?"

"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car."