Noah's Ark Fans Gifts

"So. . . you're expecting flooding then?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Monster Clown

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

Evolved to Ski.

"Yeah, right, Noah. Like THAT'S gonna work!"

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

Bird Messaging

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Jurassic Ark

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Noah's fridge

'Stampede!!'

Evolution...the decoy shark.

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

Christmas Eve and Christmas Adam

"After last week's incident, I'd like to talk about one of the lesser-known Commandments - Thou Shalt Not Heckle."

Noah's first venture after the flood.

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"This is a hard hat area."

'What do you mean it's not as good as your mother used to make?'

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

"This is a good time to be a fish."

The advent of profanity: Noah to 3 monkeys: 'Only pairs are allowed on my ark, so one of you has to go!'

'Who was Noah's wife?'

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"