Noah's Ark Admirers Gifts

'Why do I keep getting two too many? Okay, everybody, let's do one more head count!'

'Come on, come on, we haven't got all day.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

Fun on the pyramids

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

Jurassic Ark

Bird Messaging

'Don't chew your food.'

Noah's fridge

"Yeah, right, Noah. Like THAT'S gonna work!"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

Noah's first venture after the flood.

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

The mysteries of Noah's ark.

"This is a good time to be a fish."

The advent of profanity: Noah to 3 monkeys: 'Only pairs are allowed on my ark, so one of you has to go!'

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

Football

You're 1 of a kind! Happy Valentine's day - Noah

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

"All I got was this participation ribbon."

I knew that guy was bad news.