Noah's Ark Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The experienced backpacker.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Anorak anoraks'.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

Bird Messaging

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Ark under giant brolly.