Noah's Ark Enthusiast Pillows

Forty days and forty night of rain two weeks from now? That figures - That's when my vacation starts.

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The experienced backpacker.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Anorak anoraks'.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

So … how did you two meet?

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Kl

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

No Double Parking

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Ark under giant brolly.

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.