Noah's Ark Fans Pillows

"So. . . you're expecting flooding then?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Monster Clown

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

Bird Messaging

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Jurassic Ark

Noah's fridge

Evolved to Ski.

'Stampede!!'

Evolution...the decoy shark.

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

"After last week's incident, I'd like to talk about one of the lesser-known Commandments - Thou Shalt Not Heckle."

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"This is a hard hat area."

'What do you mean it's not as good as your mother used to make?'

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

'Who was Noah's wife?'

The advent of profanity: Noah to 3 monkeys: 'Only pairs are allowed on my ark, so one of you has to go!'

"This is a good time to be a fish."

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."