Noah's Ark Aficionado Gifts

Bird Messaging

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

Noah's fridge

"Yeah, right, Noah. Like THAT'S gonna work!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

The experienced backpacker.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Thank-you God.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Anorak anoraks'.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

So … how did you two meet?

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

No Double Parking

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

Noah's lesser known brother.