Noah's Ark Aficionado Mugs

Bird Messaging

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

Noah's fridge

The experienced backpacker.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Thank-you God.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Anorak anoraks'.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Ark under giant brolly.

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"