Noah's Ark Lover Mugs

You're 1 of a kind! Happy Valentine's day - Noah

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Adam and Eve Arrested

'Could you give us a push?'

So … how did you two meet?

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

'That looks tempting.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Yeah, right, Noah. Like THAT'S gonna work!"

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

Noah's fridge

Bird Messaging

Pyramid Graffiti

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

Pastor Joe never works blue: 'I avoid the sex and violence of the Old Testament.'

Footballers - Jamie Redknapp

Sadio Mane

The mysteries of Noah's ark.

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

"Those knuckleheads!"

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'