Noah's Ark Aficionados Gifts

"You'll like it on top of the Ark, nice view!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

The hostage rescue team

Leopards do change their spots

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

Earth Reset Button.

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

Jurassic Ark

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Bird Messaging

Noah's fridge

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

"This is a hard hat area."

The advent of profanity: Noah to 3 monkeys: 'Only pairs are allowed on my ark, so one of you has to go!'

"This is a good time to be a fish."