Noah's Ark Aficionados T-Shirts

"You'll like it on top of the Ark, nice view!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

The hostage rescue team

Leopards do change their spots

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

Earth Reset Button.

Bird Messaging

Noah's fridge

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Jurassic Ark

"Yeah, right, Noah. Like THAT'S gonna work!"

I love that new elephant smell.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

Sergio Kun Aguero

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

Noah's first venture after the flood.

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

"This is a hard hat area."

"This is a good time to be a fish."

I thought we should hoist the "Polly" Roger!