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'Come on, come on, we haven't got all day.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

Fun on the pyramids

Jurassic Ark

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

Noah's fridge

'Don't chew your food.'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Bird Messaging

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

The advent of profanity: Noah to 3 monkeys: 'Only pairs are allowed on my ark, so one of you has to go!'

"This is a good time to be a fish."

Football

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

"All I got was this participation ribbon."

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

NASA rocket with a church spire on top.