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'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Joseph and his coat

In udder de Nile

Sabrage!

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Need tickets.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'