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'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Thomas Hardy

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Church Restoration Fund.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

One book... One book... One book...

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Carmen

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

'Al Gore says he'll be back on the campaign trail as soon as he re-thinks his concept.'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

John Knox

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