Noah Devotee Prints

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Thomas Hardy

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Church Restoration Fund.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

John Knox

'Al Gore says he'll be back on the campaign trail as soon as he re-thinks his concept.'

Thriller of the Week

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"