Noah's Admirer Gifts

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Sabrage!

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

In udder de Nile

Joseph and his coat

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Arch of Triumph Save

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Atomic Bear: Part 12

Need tickets.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'