Egyptian Admirer Gifts

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Tut and Carmen.

"It feels good to unwind..."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Troys'R'Us.

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Have your people call my people."

Blue Dress

The Mummy's Purse...

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

In udder de Nile

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"I dropped my goblet!"

A Real Pinata Surprise

Fun on the pyramids

The Lesser Pyramids

"He died young."

Diogenes and tourists

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

'Sorry, but I'll have to call back...I'm all wrapped up at the moment.'

"It's a fixer upper."

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

Ancient space travellers return to Earth.

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

Pharaoh on the toilet.

Discobolus of Myron and Cerberus

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'