Egypt Admirer Gifts

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

Fun on the pyramids

Tut and Carmen.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"Have your people call my people."

The Mummy's Purse...

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

In udder de Nile

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"He died young."

Holiday Overkill.

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

'Sorry, but I'll have to call back...I'm all wrapped up at the moment.'

"It's a fixer upper."

The Lesser Pyramids

Egyptian Dog House.

'Look, he's wrapped in red tape. we've discovered the first bureaucrat.'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

"Yummy mummies."

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

Pharaoh on the toilet.