Egypt Admirer Gifts

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

Fun on the pyramids

Tut and Carmen.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"Have your people call my people."

The Mummy's Purse...

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

In udder de Nile

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Before and After Holiday Diet

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"He died young."

The Lesser Pyramids

I'm not convinced that the pyramids of Giza were built as tombs. Sure they were used as tombs, but for all we know, they were built far earlier by some other civilization, and the pharaohs just claimed credit for them. How do we know the pyramids weren't something far more high-tech, like for instance hydroelectric power generators for an advanced civilization? You tell me, how did you charge your cellphone back in 10,000 B.C.? Hydropower from the tears of dorks, here, let me show you ...

"It's a fixer upper."

Holiday Overkill.

'Sorry, but I'll have to call back...I'm all wrapped up at the moment.'

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

Ancient space travellers return to Earth.

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Look, he's wrapped in red tape. we've discovered the first bureaucrat.'

"Ramses II was here."

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."