Noah's Ark T-Shirts

"Poughkeepsie!"

The advent of profanity: Noah to 3 monkeys: 'Only pairs are allowed on my ark, so one of you has to go!'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

So … how did you two meet?

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

"Yeah, right, Noah. Like THAT'S gonna work!"

Jurassic Ark

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Bird Messaging

The chosen few

Noah's fridge

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

Noah's ark is a Hummer.

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"This is a good time to be a fish."

The mysteries of Noah's ark.

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

"Ralph, have you noticed the other pairs are male and female?"

'I must have pressed enter twice.'

You're 1 of a kind! Happy Valentine's day - Noah