Noah's Ark Fan Gifts

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"Poughkeepsie!"

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

'You bought WHAT on eBay?'

The mysteries of Noah's ark.

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Under pressure.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

You must be this tall.

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

"Yeah, right, Noah. Like THAT'S gonna work!"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Bird Messaging

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Mermaid parachuting.

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

Noah's fridge

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

"I still want grandchildren.