Noah Narrative Fan Gifts

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Thomas Keneally

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

God's Double Whammy.

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

Noah's ark is a Hummer.

The Doomed Character

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

I caught him curled up on a friends head; do you know what they were playing? Daniel Boone!'

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

Roadie

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"This is a good time to be a fish."

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

Christmas Scene: Wise man with poor vision offering a gift to a sheep.

Made in China

'Looking back after living 900 years, my biggest regret is taking early retirement.'

"Late, as usual."

". . . and the most fabulous myrrh you ever saw! Seriously folks, this is the good stuff. . ."