Nature Narrative Fan Gifts

I caught him curled up on a friends head; do you know what they were playing? Daniel Boone!'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

This side is the gag reel.

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

Moby Dick

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Ask A Silly Question.

Thomas Keneally

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Romulus and Remus

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Is the salmon fresh?"

Bertolt Brecht

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

"I'm more of a day owl."

Mamoose...

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

God's Double Whammy.

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Steve Irwin.