Nature Narrative Fan T-Shirts

I caught him curled up on a friends head; do you know what they were playing? Daniel Boone!'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Thomas Keneally

Ask A Silly Question.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Romulus and Remus

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Mamoose...

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

God's Double Whammy.

"I'm more of a day owl."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'