Noah's Ark Fan Prints

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"Poughkeepsie!"

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Under pressure.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

You must be this tall.

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Noah's fridge

Mermaid parachuting.

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

Bird Messaging

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.