Bark And The Ark Fan Prints

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'Arf! Arf!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Dog phrenology

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Dog in therapy.