Ark Aficionado Prints

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

The Unheralded Trials of Noah

Sinking Arc

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Typical, the World's covered in water and Noah runs aground.'

Kangroos on an Ark

Angels See Noah's Ark.

'Do you have a dental plan?'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Many lions enter ark.

The termites mated!

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Why Noah Ate The Unicorns

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

I'm sorry, but we only need one amoeba.

"Cheer up, Keith - I'm sure they'll build a singles ark!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Natural Disasters

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Homo Gamus

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."