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"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

No Soliciting

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'Arf! Arf!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Dog phrenology

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

Dog in therapy.