Newborn Adventures Gifts

'What time do we have to wake her up in the mornings?'

Maternity ward "Watch out for sudden pops!"

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Batman's Baby

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Baby Bear.

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Whoa

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

"Support the head."

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Triple whammy."

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"Broken childcare promises make me mad."

"I think this end is loaded."

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'