Newborn Adventures Pillows

'What time do we have to wake her up in the mornings?'

Maternity ward "Watch out for sudden pops!"

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

Baby Bear.

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

"Support the head."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Triple whammy."

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

"Broken childcare promises make me mad."

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

"I think this end is loaded."

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

'Sleeping like a baby'