Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?
New Parent Adventure Gifts
Embarking on new parenthood is an adventure filled with love, surprises, and a few sleepless nights. Our creative gifts are designed to bring smiles, comfort, and a dash of wit to this special chapter. Explore our collection of thoughtful presents that support, celebrate, and add humor to their new life as a parent. Perfect for easing the busy days and treasuring the joyful chaos.
City Zoo: Day Care
"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
A young Don King
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
Cry babies.
'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''
'Ahhh...'
'I told you it would be useful.'
The Baby Walker
baby sweetcorn...
'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'
Interior design trends for parents....
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
'He has your nose and my ears.'
'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'
"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."
Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!
When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
'Still having a hard time finding day care?'
"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."
Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.
"They're so adorable at that age!"
"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"
A Communal Breakfast for the Young
"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"
'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'
A mother and baby elephant
"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."
New Parent Adventure Gifts Collection
New Parent Adventure Mugs
Discover our collection of new parent adventure mugs—perfect for heartfelt gifts or a bit of daily humor that makes parenthood a little easier.
New Parent Adventure Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring comfort and joy to new parents. A thoughtful gift to add a smile to their space and remind them they’re doing great.
New Parent Adventure Prints
Decorate their nursery or home with our charming prints celebrating new parenthood. Thoughtful, humorous, and stylish—perfect for this joyful journey.
New Parent Adventure T-Shirts
Explore our range of new parent-themed T-shirts—fun, stylish, and made to celebrate the wild ride of early parenthood.