"Your cousin Hernando is such a handful! He's been walking ever since he was ten months old!"
New Parent Experience Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful way to support a new parent? Our collection offers funny, warm, and relatable products that capture the joys and challenges of this life-changing experience. From clever mugs to cozy pillows, find the ideal gift to make their new journey a little brighter and more memorable.
City Zoo: Day Care
"Can I borrow the car keys?"
"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
Madonna of the Pukes.
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
A young Don King
Cry babies.
baby sweetcorn...
The Baby Walker
'Ahhh...'
'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''
'I told you it would be useful.'
"She's been so creative lately."
"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"
'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'
Interior design trends for parents....
A midwife holding a baby
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!
'Still having a hard time finding day care?'
Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.
"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"
"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."
"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."
'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'
"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."
'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'
'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
New Parent Experience Gifts Collection
New Parent Experience Mugs
Looking for more ways to celebrate new parents? Check out our collection of mugs filled with humor, warmth, and support for this special time.
New Parent Experience Pillows
Browse our comfy pillows with funny or heartfelt messages—ideal for the nursery or family lounge.
New Parent Experience Prints
Brighten their home with art prints that celebrate new parenthood—joyful, funny, and inspiring pieces to cherish for years to come.
New Parent Experience T-Shirts
Find matching or humorous t-shirts that suit the new parent’s style. Perfect for casual days and those memorable moments.