'Oh no!! Cooties!!'
Being A New Parent Gifts
Looking for a gift for a new parent? Discover a range of witty, heartfelt, and charming products designed to brighten their day and honor this exciting life milestone. Perfect for sharing laughs and creating lasting memories.
Constructing your own prison!
City Zoo: Day Care
"Can I borrow the car keys?"
"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
Madonna of the Pukes.
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
A young Don King
Cry babies.
'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''
baby sweetcorn...
'I told you it would be useful.'
The Baby Walker
'Ahhh...'
'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'
"She's been so creative lately."
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
A midwife holding a baby
"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"
Interior design trends for parents....
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"
'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'
'Still having a hard time finding day care?'
"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."
'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!
"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"
Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.
"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."
'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'
Being A New Parent Gifts Collection
Being A New Parent Mugs
Looking for a mug that celebrates new parenthood? Explore our collection of witty and heartfelt mugs perfect for brewing coffee during those busy mornings.
Being A New Parent Pillows
Discover cozy pillows designed for new parents! Add comfort and humor to their home or nursery with our charming collection.
Being A New Parent Prints
Inspire new parents with our inspiring and humorous prints—an ideal gift to commemorate their exciting journey into parenthood.
Being A New Parent T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to celebrate a new parent! Our fun and thoughtful designs make a great gift for new moms and dads.