'I'm leaking from everything!'
New Parent Journey Gifts
Looking for gifts that resonate with the new parent experience? Our collection features thoughtful, amusing products that capture the beauty and chaos of this exciting journey. From witty mugs to cozy pillows, find something to make every new parent smile or laugh as they navigate their early days.
The First Test Of Parenthood
City Zoo: Day Care
"Can I borrow the car keys?"
"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
Madonna of the Pukes.
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
A young Don King
Cry babies.
'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''
baby sweetcorn...
'I told you it would be useful.'
The Baby Walker
'Ahhh...'
'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'
"She's been so creative lately."
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
A midwife holding a baby
"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"
Interior design trends for parents....
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"
'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'
'Still having a hard time finding day care?'
"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."
'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!
"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"
Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.
"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."
'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'
New Parent Journey Gifts Collection
New Parent Journey Mugs
Browse our collection of humorous and heartfelt mugs perfect for new parents—ideal for coffee breaks and morning routines.
New Parent Journey Pillows
Find soft, amusing pillows that add a touch of love and humor to any nursery or living space for new parents.
New Parent Journey Prints
Explore artistic prints that beautifully illustrate the joys and challenges of new parenthood—perfect for decorating a nursery or gift.
New Parent Journey T-Shirts
Discover witty and meaningful t-shirts that celebrate the new parent journey—great for daily comfort and making a statement.