New Parent Adventurer Gifts

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

Mother CareBaby Gap

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'How many fingers do you see?'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Constructing your own prison!

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'She is being impossible again.'

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'