New Parent Adventurer Gifts

Nope, not how you change her diaper.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Mother CareBaby Gap

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

Constructing your own prison!

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

'She is being impossible again.'

"Broken childcare promises make me mad."