New Parent Novelty Gifts

Looking for a gift for a new parent who appreciates a good laugh and unforgettable moments? Our collection of novelty items blends humor with heartfelt sentiments, making those sleepless nights a little brighter. From playful mugs to witty t-shirts and cozy pillows, find the perfect way to say congratulations or add a touch of humor to their new adventure.

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"Seminary didn't prepare me for this." mockup

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

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City Zoo: Day Care

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"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone." mockup

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

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'Please tell me you're baby sitting?' mockup

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

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'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?' mockup

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.” mockup

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

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A young Don King

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Cry babies.

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'I told you it would be useful.'

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'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!'' mockup

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

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baby sweetcorn...

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'Ahhh...'

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The Baby Walker

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"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured." mockup

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

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Interior design trends for parents.... mockup

Interior design trends for parents....

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'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.' mockup

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

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"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!" mockup

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

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'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.' mockup

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

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A Communal Breakfast for the Young mockup

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

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"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!" mockup

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

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'Hi hon! How's the little monster?' mockup

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

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"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something." mockup

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

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"They're so adorable at that age!" mockup

"They're so adorable at that age!"

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Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy. mockup

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

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"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!" mockup

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

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When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it! mockup

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

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"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?" mockup

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

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'He has your nose and my ears.'

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'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?' mockup

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

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'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.' mockup

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

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A mother and baby elephant

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"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults." mockup

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

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Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him. mockup

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

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New Parent Novelty Gifts Collection

New Parent Novelty Mugs

Discover more hilarious and heartfelt mugs perfect for new parents. Browse our collection for that perfect humorous gift.

New Parent Novelty Pillows

Explore our cozy, humorous pillows that add personality and comfort to any home of a new parent. Find your favorite now.

New Parent Novelty Prints

Browse inspiring and humorous prints that celebrate new parenthood. Great for nurseries or living spaces to add a touch of fun.

New Parent Novelty T-Shirts

Check out our range of funny t-shirts designed for new parents. Celebrate this special time with witty, creative apparel.