New Mom Vibes Gifts

It's a girl! It's a mom!

"But is my way the best way to do it???"

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Cry babies.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Mother Nature

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Whoa

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Fitness Programme for babies

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

"I'm so good at this!"

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'Ugh Not Again!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Maternity tattoos

Moms gone wild