New Mom Vibes Prints

"But is my way the best way to do it???"

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Cry babies.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Mother Nature

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Fitness Programme for babies

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I'm so good at this!"

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'Ugh Not Again!'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Moms gone wild

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out