New Mamas Unite Prints

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Cry babies.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Whoa

Mother Nature

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Fitness Programme for babies

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I'm so good at this!"

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'Ugh Not Again!'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Whoa

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Moms gone wild

Maternity tattoos

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'