New Mamas Unite Gifts

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Cry babies.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Mother Nature

Fitness Programme for babies

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"I'm so good at this!"

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'Ugh Not Again!'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Moms gone wild

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

Maternity tattoos