New Mom Tribe Gifts

"I'm so good at this!"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Cry babies.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Mother Nature

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Fitness Programme for babies

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'Ugh Not Again!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Support the head."

Moms gone wild

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Biological Alarm Clock.

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'