New Mom Tribe Pillows

"I'm so good at this!"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Cry babies.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Whoa

Mother Nature

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Fitness Programme for babies

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'Ugh Not Again!'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Moms gone wild

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Whoa

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

"If we synchronize our tantrums, they'll have to stop talking. You in?"

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...