Neuroadventurer Gifts

The Map of the human brain

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"Draw your own path."

'Arf! Arf!'

Edison invents the personal stereo

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"The subwoofers really help."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Danger: Falling animals

Lost

Frank Zappa

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

The Gilmore Girls

'Could you throw me the car keys?'