Nervous Patient Club Gifts

You DID hit a nerve, doctor!'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Try thinking about something else."

Worry tank

Nervous Oral Testing

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

That's my daughter, Alayna

'Long shift?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

Infectious Diseases Unit: Catch of the Day

Cat and Broom

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

Hospital. They're nurses. Wow! Real-life superheroes!

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Charge nurse

"It's for his shakes."

'Either switch off his batteries or take 'em out!'

Cricket wife's revenge 9

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

'I know it's a bummer. We don't like it any more than you do. Now, back away from the desk.'

'You're lucky -- all I have is a PRACTICAL nurse.'

"I have inoculation issues."

"I hope you're not nervous."