Nervous Patient Club Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful yet amusing gift for someone who identifies with the Nervous Patient Club? Our collection offers witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their shared experiences with humor and understanding. Whether it’s for a friend, family member, or yourself, find the perfect way to make anxiety a little lighter and a lot more relatable.

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You DID hit a nerve, doctor!'

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'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?' mockup

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

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"Try thinking about something else." mockup

"Try thinking about something else."

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Worry tank

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Nervous Oral Testing

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'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.' mockup

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

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'Long shift?'

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"I don't leave home without it!"

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'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!' mockup

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

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Infectious Diseases Unit: Catch of the Day

Infectious Diseases Unit: Catch of the Day mockup

Infectious Diseases Unit: Catch of the Day

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Cat and Broom

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"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital." mockup

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

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Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

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'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?' mockup

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

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'Tell me a little bit about yourself.' mockup

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

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"It's for his shakes."

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'Either switch off his batteries or take 'em out!'

'Either switch off his batteries or take 'em out!' mockup

'Either switch off his batteries or take 'em out!'

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'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.' mockup

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

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Cricket wife's revenge 9

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"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ." mockup

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

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"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?" mockup

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

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"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine." mockup

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

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'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.' mockup

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

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"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab." mockup

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

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Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV. mockup

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

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'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.' mockup

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

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When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia. mockup

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

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'I know it's a bummer. We don't like it any more than you do. Now, back away from the desk.'

'I know it's a bummer. We don't like it any more than you do. Now, back away from the desk.' mockup

'I know it's a bummer. We don't like it any more than you do. Now, back away from the desk.'

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'You're lucky -- all I have is a PRACTICAL nurse.'

'You're lucky -- all I have is a PRACTICAL nurse.' mockup

'You're lucky -- all I have is a PRACTICAL nurse.'

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"I have inoculation issues."

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"I'm not the chemo nurse. I'm the Kemo Sabe nurse."

"I'm not the chemo nurse. I'm the Kemo Sabe nurse." mockup

"I'm not the chemo nurse. I'm the Kemo Sabe nurse."

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"I hope you're not nervous."

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Nervous Patient Club Gifts Collection

Nervous Patient Club Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs celebrating the Nervous Patient Club, perfect for starting conversations and sharing a laugh over your morning brew.

Nervous Patient Club Pillows

Find comfortable pillows featuring Nervous Patient Club designs, perfect for adding humor and warmth to your favorite space.

Nervous Patient Club Prints

Browse our art prints that showcase the humor and solidarity of the Nervous Patient Club, ideal for decorating your home or office.

Nervous Patient Club T-Shirts

Check out our funny T-shirts for the Nervous Patient Club, ideal for casual wear and making a statement about your shared experiences.