Nervous Patient Club Mugs

You DID hit a nerve, doctor!'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Try thinking about something else."

Worry tank

Nervous Oral Testing

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Long shift?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

Infectious Diseases Unit: Catch of the Day

Cat and Broom

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's for his shakes."

'Either switch off his batteries or take 'em out!'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

Cricket wife's revenge 9

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

'I know it's a bummer. We don't like it any more than you do. Now, back away from the desk.'

'You're lucky -- all I have is a PRACTICAL nurse.'

"I have inoculation issues."

"I'm not the chemo nurse. I'm the Kemo Sabe nurse."

"I hope you're not nervous."