Nervous Patient Mugs

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"Why have you taken your clothes off?... Aren't you the doctor?!"

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

Nervous Oral Testing

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

"It's for his shakes."

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'Unfortunately, medical science hasn't come up with a cure for 'stock market jitters.'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

'That's just for videos, Jeffrey -- book reports don't have to have FBI warnings.'

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

"Our next act...Cruzini, the world's greatest magician!"

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

Idlewild.

Dentistry jokes.

"Have you considered spinal fusion?"

'Test Pilot.'

'Your first major investment decision?'

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."