Frustrated Patient Club Gifts

"Yeah, it's not cheap. But Big Pharma's depending on you."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Virtual Doctor

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

Broken since March

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Are you sure you're not holding your breath?

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

"It's for his shakes."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Either switch off his batteries or take 'em out!'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"The doctor will bill you now."

Insert Bad Life Here

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

New Listings From Frustration House.

Insurance Co. Your right leg? Oh, dear, that's unfortunate.

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

You DID hit a nerve, doctor!'

"There's been nothing wrong with me lately and that's got me worried."

'There's your prescription - and here are the drug disclaimers...'

"You're darn right I'm angry: my reputation has been ruined by my behavior."

"Eighty-five dollars, just to poke my head through the door! Doesn't that make you sick?"

Feelings towards radios #5 Man angrily kicking a radio.

Police: Don't bother to call Dept formerly rapid response.

Man at complaints window gets redirected to the next window.

'To figuratively pound your fist into a wall in frustration because you've reached a pre-recorded message, press the 'pound' key. That's what it's for.'

'Get out of my way. I'm out of cigarettes!'

Sick again. Add that to your list!