Frustrated Citizen Gifts

Police: Don't bother to call Dept formerly rapid response.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Dang it."

Ryanair refunds

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Road Construction Blues.

There is not much left after deductions and taxes, is there, Rodney?

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

"The doctor will bill you now."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

Insurance Co. Your right leg? Oh, dear, that's unfortunate.

'I looked forward to retirement. Now, thanks to the economy, I'm looking at re-hirement.'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

Assignment - Review School Security.

'It starts up OK, then gets stuck in traffic.'

Election 'Dunvotin'

The Anxious School Drop Off

'Hey, you just cut me off!'

"Man, how I hate these Friday afternoon gridlocks!"

All Roads Closed for Repair